Oh Tiger say it isn’t so. You were our nice squeaky clean golfer boy. Now look at you. Did you not learn anything from David Letterman?
When faced with potential embarrassment of his sexual peccadillo’s he went on the offensive and broke the news first. The first version of any story will be the one to remain in the average persons mind and imagination. When Letterman told all during his monologue all other versions simply could not gain any ground.
Tiger….really….the wife needed a golf club to smash her way through the back window of an SUV to rescue you? Look at your wife’s little tiny model arms…I don’t know what kind of a golf swing she has but I doubt she could have busted through 4 layers of flexible polymer vehicle glass… your skull…probably a different story.
And if there were an award for Greatest Pariah Gloria Allred should win it. I would be interested to see her business card. ‘Lawyer to the Skanks.’ You know when ever someone hires her, ‘something evil this way comes.’
The funniest spin I heard so far was advice for Elin Woods, Tiger’s wife…..’Should have used a driver instead of a 3 iron.’ OOOO hahahah!
Well…on now to MORE IMPORTANT THINGS – Cool xmas gifts!!
“Just part of trying to push the envelope,” said Jim Koch, founder and owner of the Boston Beer Co. the maker of Sam Adams. “I’m pushing it beyond what the laws of these 13 states ever contemplated when they passed those laws decades ago.”
Since the 1990s, craft brewers like the Boston Beer Co. and the Delaware-based Dogfish Head have produced a number of “extreme beers” that challenge old notions of beer and the decades-old laws that have governed them.
By the way – despite the hefty prices of the high-scale beer, get this…you still have to pay the required nickel deposit on the bottles….’come on!!!’
Now…lest we not forget our furry little family members. There is the ‘Pets Eyeview Camera.’
My friend Bill from Fredericton really needs to consider this. His most awesome dog ‘Molly’ I am sure would take us on quite the adventure with this thing.
My cats on the other hand would probably disable the thing – not wanting me to see them Googling whether to use clumping or non-clumping litter in home made explosives.
Have you ever gotten the strange feeling that your dog is trying on your wife’s dresses when you are out? Then it’s time to score proof with the Pet’s Eye View Camera. A 640 x 480 resolution camera that hooks easily to a pet’s collar, the $48 USB-compatible Pet’s Eye View will snap shots at 1, 5 or 15 minute intervals for your perusal when you return. Chances are, your dog is just drinking copious amounts of liquid from the toilet and barking at the door all day. As for who left the weird hairs in your wife’s clothing—we definitely wouldn’t know a thing about that.
